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I want to tell you that all the answers to the mysteries of the ages are lurking under here but I can't even type that with a straight face.

I use my journal for posting ephemera that amuses me. I use my journal for posting about RL vexations that set me off on a rant. I use my journal to hoard things to my bosom that I might want to paw again later. I do not, in general, use my journal for deep introspection.

If you have a completely empty journal and I have NEVER chatted with you at any Com, I'm probably not going to friend you back. While Coms are full of lurkers -- the more the merrier -- the idea of lurkers on my personal LJ holds no appeal at all.

If I don't friend back, please do not be offended as no offence is intended I assure you. I may just feel that we still need to get to know each other better:

1)I try to keep my flist to a manageable size.

2)I prefer to have something in common with my friends beyond mutual fannish interests. That *doesn't* have to mean anything concrete, it might well just be an impression of the same kind of sense of humour garnered from com chat.

Be fabulous!

General List of Likes and DNWs for Exchanges

Here to be linked to from exchange specific letters.

Fic things I loveCollapse )

Do Not WantsCollapse )


My mutant babies... Erm, my fan fiction.

The majority of my fan fiction was written for

Life on Mars

The Professionals

V for Vendetta

However, the fandoms represented so far, if mainly in cracky crossovers, include:

Apparitions (TV)

The Ballard of Lucy Jordan (song)

Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure

Blake's 7

Doctor Who

Forever Knight

H.M.S Pinafore

Human Target (2010)

Man From U.N.C.L.E.

Mills & Boon

Monty Python's Flying Circus

Mr. Bean

Pirates of the Caribbean (film)

Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer (1964)

Sapphire and Steel

Scooby Doo, Where are you? (TV 1969)

Sea Hawk (1940)

Sherlock (TV)

Star Trek (2009)

Time Machine - H. G. Wells


Yes, it's an odd list but I often get dared to write things. Yes, I was that kid. :D

My works are here if you were looking for something in particular . Please click the link.

IF for some reason you couldn't find what you were looking for, please leave a comment here and I'll try to help.

As ever, thank you for reading. ♥


Dear Yuletide Writer
Thank you very much for offering to write a story for one of my lovely fandoms. This is my first year participating so I hope I don't screw this up too badly. :D

I'm told it's helpful if I chat a bit about things I love and hate in fic, but while I'd appreciate it greatly if you'd avoid the things I actively dislike I hope you consider the rest of this letter to be no more than the rambling suggestions of a mind much given to rambling.

Things I love in ficCollapse )

Things I dislike in ficCollapse )

Person of Interest(TV) – Reese, FinchCollapse )

Human Target(TV 2010) – Guerrero, ChanceCollapse )

Philip Marlowe -- Raymond ChandlerCollapse )