Phantasmagorical Pile of Ultrabollocks

Not Today (300 words) by Corvidology
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: The Professionals (TV 1977)
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: William Bodie/Ray Doyle
Characters: William Bodie, Ray Doyle
Additional Tags: Triple Drabble, Christmas, Drunkenness, Drunken Shenanigans
Summary:

I offer ficlets for the 12 Days of Christmas to my mates and Sw33n3y prompted me with: Festive inebriation.

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I want to tell you that all the answers to the mysteries of the ages are lurking under here but I can't even type that with a straight face.

I use my journal for posting ephemera that amuses me. I use my journal for posting about RL vexations that set me off on a rant. I use my journal to hoard things to my bosom that I might want to paw again later. I do not, in general, use my journal for deep introspection.

If you have a completely empty journal and I have NEVER chatted with you at any Com, I'm probably not going to friend you back. While Coms are full of lurkers -- the more the merrier -- the idea of lurkers on my personal LJ holds no appeal at all.

If I don't friend back, please do not be offended as no offence is intended I assure you. I may just feel that we still need to get to know each other better:

1)I try to keep my flist to a manageable size.

2)I prefer to have something in common with my friends beyond mutual fannish interests. That *doesn't* have to mean anything concrete, it might well just be an impression of the same kind of sense of humour garnered from com chat.

Be fabulous!
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Here to be linked to from exchange specific letters.



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The majority of my fan fiction was written for

Life on Mars

The Professionals

V for Vendetta


However, the fandoms represented so far, if mainly in cracky crossovers, include:

Apparitions (TV)

The Ballard of Lucy Jordan (song)

Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure

Blake's 7

Doctor Who

Forever Knight

H.M.S Pinafore

Human Target (2010)

Man From U.N.C.L.E.

Mills & Boon

Monty Python's Flying Circus

Mr. Bean

Pirates of the Caribbean (film)

Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer (1964)

Sapphire and Steel

Scooby Doo, Where are you? (TV 1969)

Sea Hawk (1940)

Sherlock (TV)

Star Trek (2009)

Time Machine - H. G. Wells

Torchwood


Yes, it's an odd list but I often get dared to write things. Yes, I was that kid. :D


My works are here if you were looking for something in particular . Please click the link.

IF for some reason you couldn't find what you were looking for, please leave a comment here and I'll try to help.


As ever, thank you for reading. ♥

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Thank you very much for offering to write a story for one of my lovely fandoms. This is my first year participating so I hope I don't screw this up too badly. :D

I'm told it's helpful if I chat a bit about things I love and hate in fic, but while I'd appreciate it greatly if you'd avoid the things I actively dislike I hope you consider the rest of this letter to be no more than the rambling suggestions of a mind much given to rambling.

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